Archive for December 2017

It’s the most wonderful time of the year, until it isn’t. Welcome to breakup week – the week before Christmas. Or, as I’ve come to call it, shit or get off the pot week.   It’s essentially a season: From the week before Thanksgiving through the first of the year, I could double my hours…

I recently had a little talk with Santa. Santa, a few Elves, and I decided we’d give you a couple of weeks to rectify any naughty behaviors you’ve been engaging in this year. Below is an incomplete list of naughty behaviors (the kind of naughty I don’t want you to engage in: Naughty You’ve tried…